




|
|
20 reasons to be single
- You can fart in bed all night
- You can snore without waking up with sore ribs
- You’re financially independent
- Save money on wedding costs
- You can find things where you left them
- You get more peace and quiet
- No arguments
- There’s no mother-in-law coming to visit – ever!
- Going for a drive isn’t like having a driving lesson
- You can watch your favorite TV soap when you want
- You don’t have to explain the telephone calls
- Have affairs at your own place, saving on hotel bills
- You can leave the toilet seat up – It’s your crap!
- Crawl out of bed when you want
- No cost of divorce to fear
- No need to buy presents, cards and flowers
- More room to spread out in bed
- No need to watch the milkman, post-woman, etc
- No bother with kids and schooling
- Avoid other peoples germs and parasites
Home | Reasons to be a couple | Reasons to be single | Favorite Countries | European Cities | To do Before you Die
This site was last updated
09 Mar 2008
|